Lest you think I put any stock in astrology or feng shui or any other mystical mumbo-jumbo, I provide this little disclaimer: I don’t. I include things like that on this page because I think they’re cute (like the old cliché: “What’s your sign, baby?” *slap!*) and because it amuses me that none of them are ever right about me. I fail to comprehend how people could believe horoscopes and stars and birthday pseudoscience. But then, I also fail to comprehend how people can still smoke when they know what it does to a human body....
     Regarding pictures: If you click on the hyperlink anchored to the dates given, you’ll see the whole picture. If you’re interested.

April 1998 People complain that they can’t see my eyes in this picture. November 2000 That’s a radio headset and half a goatee—the rest of it won’t grow properly. November 2000 Shandower was showing off by taking pictures with his Palm. May 2001 A breezy day on the waters of Puget Sound during a ferry ride to Friday Harbor. J'wyl thinks the wind made my hair look “anime.” July 2001 Shandower also has this weird thing that converts Webcam pictures into ASCII text. Spooky. October 2001 I did’t have a raccoon costume at the time. But since I’m a raccoon every day, regardless, I guess this makes me a “Ticoon.” Heh! October 2002 The Saturday night dance at Conifur. Apparently, something amusing had occurred.... June 2003 Sunset on the Pacific Ocean. Cold and noisy, but romantic! Again, the eyes are hidden. July 2005 What IS it with the sunglasses? This is from the top of Table Mountain near the Mt. Baker Ski Area.

Real Name: J. Jared Robertson Known Aliases: Scirocco; ZorkFox; Kether Savalion; Artus Cimber; Skandranon Rashkae; Rogan; Justin; Martin Coventry; Shamus Starfire; Amberstar Corrino; Kaia Mykele Corrino; Shalane McCormick; Pendragon; Spectra; Bluetspur; Avatar; Winter Starlight; Flint Shrubwood; Agent 2731 (a.k.a. "Zeus"); Raccoon of Good Omen; Ambryn; Sonjaly; Charms Gender: Male Species: Homo Sapiens Height: 6'2" (1.8796 m) Weight: 160 lbs. (72.5748 kg) Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Dark Brown Place of Birth: Bellingham, Washington, USA Date of Birth: Saturday, February 14, 1976 First Word: “Light!” (During Christmas tree decoration.) Current Status: Single; Ronin; Current Assignment: Community Food Co-op Astrology: Aquarius (Traditional); Dragon (China); Kumbha (India); Cayman (Aztec); Wealth of Amber and Silver (Africa); Geb (Egypt); Character Class: Thief* Alignment: Chaotic Good Auspice: Ahroun Totem: Raccoon Kith: Nocker** Court: Unseelie Usual Restaurants: Applebee’s; El Rinconcito; Taco Bell; Usual Beverages: Strawberry Lemonade; Black Cherry Cream Soda; Coke; Pepsi; Theme Songs: Run With Us; Only Time; Carot & Stick***; Favorite Colors: Blue; Black; Turn-ons: [Classified] Sex God Test: Apollo Purity Test: 61% Pure****